17 / Female / Bi-curious / It's Complicated
DID I ASK IF U HAD MONEY thestarseccho
Your mom's ass – US
hey guys how's it goin, it's ya boi young metronome coming at you with a quick life update. So check me out, the other night my parents went out on a date night, left ya boi home alone. Pretty chill situation, right? Wrong. Low-key 7 days go by, parents don't return home. I'm all like, "where you guys at? Like are you lost? or even dead?" But then I do a little thinking in the old noggerooni and I'm like oh yeah! The night my parents left low-key saw some angels descend from the heavens and like frickin trumpet sounds were everywhere. So like low-key think they went up to heaven and now I'm stuck down here livin in the raptureee