razordefcon

25 / Male / Asexual / Forever Alone
SexyBudz! LoveIsPain8767
Tampa – US
I just want a GF

Absolute quantum anomaly with a terrible taste in music, tendency to engage in sexual deviancy and self-destructive behavior, and (apparently) the absolute worst boyfriend anyone could ask for.
In fact, you shouldn't contact me at all.

My parents left me to be raised by a windows 95 computer named Jolene

I'm honestly just looking for anyone, anywhere regardless of location to engage in conversation and possibly friendship with and if it comes to that point...some form of relationship, with the obligatory spiritual/mental/emotional growth thing.

I'm only doing this for a research project

Those of you with a moral compass need not apply.

I like good music.
Ask for my kik or skype.

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I'm bored inbox me

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Imagine unironically avoiding being an optics cuck and looking like a larper instead
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Imagine LARPing as being avoidant to optics but actually being optically-aware, and then imagine LARPing as a communist on the internet to make your optics look better but instead being kidnapped by Glowing African CIA agents and being held for a ransom of 200K Potcoin by North Korean Terrorists because they don't like the way that your twin brother Seth Rogen masturbated with James Franco in that movie about a dog and Soviet-Era tanks that was actually a race-mixing chink love story.

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Zeboy18

Your listening to celldweller?! 😱

xXImaGummiBearRawrxX

Orly? That was super cute though.
10/10 roast aye

radicals

3/10 roast. spell hayley right next time bud!! <3

oreos

Happy Valentines Day!

oreos

Happy Valentines dude!

ROSEPETAL

hiii

xXxwolfiexx

hi

FallenFromGrace

Hii

daryldixonfan1

;-; -pets your face- this is how I does

daryldixonfan1

Skype with me?