18 / Non-binary / Asexual / Single
A cherry-red, vintage Camaro leisurely makes its way down a sunny California street. Its driver, GUY FIERI, a bad*ss dude in a black bowling shirt and a truly wicked pair of sunglasses.

His platinum blonde hair, meticulously spiked, remains motionless despite the wind.

He addresses the camera.

Hi, I’m Guy Fieri, and we’re rolling out looking
for America’s greatest diners, drive-ins, and dives.
The car accelerates, exiting the frame. ROCKABILLY MUSIC plays. WHOOSH.

(it's amidala from natter, y'all)

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Miley what's goog?