XxAbsoluteUnitMatexX

42 / Male / Narcissist / Single and Looking
TOON TOON BLACK AND WHITE ARMY – UK
HELLO MY NAme IS JAYson/
I am 18 and come from england!

I'm a big fan of gordon ramsey and i wish he would use his culinary skills on my a$$ (sorry for swore) GORDON RAMSEY IS THE BEST UK CHEF!! F*** JAMIE OLIVER HE GOT RID OF OUR TURKEY TWIZZLERS THE F***ING MEFF!!!!!!!

JOBS:
I once worked at Argos for 3 months and got promoted to manager after 6 months of working there. I arrested tons of people who stole the pens!! I used to be a security guard and utlita arena and chinned pure loads of f***in emos during the skrillex concert. I wrote the national anthem and 'hey jude' by the sex pistols. I also co-wrote psychosocial by asking alexandria, all great british bands.

VOTE PRAWN COCKTAIL IN THE WALKERS FLAVOUR VOTE!! AND MAKE SURE YOU VOTE FOR A NO DEAL BREXIT!!! INDEPENDANT UK IS THE BEST UK

I'm not gay like, but i wouldn't mind a bit of discreet dick...Not f***in gay tho. Call me gay and I'll knock you out after a pint of lager mate.

KINKS:
Love to use Sausage rolls as dildo, stings my ring jusst like curry <3 I love it when you let me call you 'big daddy boris' because brexit gets me hard. I like to fart into walkers packets once theyre empty and seal it back up for later. Call that ready farted and prawn COCKtail. The reason fannys smell like fish is because i once ate every fanny in newcastle after scranning fish fingers. Let me take a s*** in your styrofoam fish and chips box.