19 / Male / Straight / In a Relationship
Fuckingham Phalice – UK
(Edit: I originally wanted to use this as a promotion thing for my music, but I like using it as a s***posting account and you have nobody to blame but yourselves for encouraging me)

I'm a musician in the UK 🙂. I don't really wanna say too much about myself in the bio cause:
1. I like the mystery 😎
2. I don't think it really matters, you find out who people are by their values and personality, not by who they tell you they are.

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Feel like Dexter, got double D's in my laboratory

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Anonymous asked

Boobs or ass?
I appreciate a good ass don't get me wrong, but I'm more about the boobs