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Here in my garage, just bought this new spork here. It’s fun to hold up here in the Chinese cartoon forum. But you know what I like more than materialistic things? randomness. In fact, I’m a lot more proud of these seven new random freinds that I had met to hold two thousand sporks that I bought. It’s like the t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m Katy says, “ thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me.”

Now maybe you’ve seen my post where I talk about how I watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind . You know, I watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind not to show off, its my favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!. In fact, the real reason I keep this spork here is that it’s a reminder. A reminder that randomness is still possible, because it wasn’t that long ago that I was in a little town across the country sleeping on a couch in a mobile home with only forty seven sporks in my sporks account. I didn’t have a girlfriend, I had no opportunities.

But you know what? Something happened that changed my life. I bumped into a random PeNgU1N . And another random PeNgU1N. And a few more random PeNgU1Ns. I found five random PeNgU1Ns. And they showed me what they did to become random PeNgU1Ns oF d00m. Again, it’s not just about waffles, it’s about the good life; invader zim, sporks, girlfreinds and randomness. And so I record a little video, it’s actually on my website, you can click here on this video and it’ll take you to my website where I share three things that they taught me. Three things that you can implement today no matter where you are.

Now, this isn’t a “get sporks quick” scheme. You know, like they say if things sound too good to be true they are too good to be true. I’m not promising you that tomorrow you’re gonna be able to go out and meet a PeNgU1N oF d00m. But what I am telling you is that it can happen faster than you think if you know the proven steps. So, I record a little two minute video on my website. Like I said, now it’s not the most professional I just shot it here with my waffles, but it’s real. Nobody can argue, this is my true story. And I’m going to give you the three most important things you can do today. So click the link, go there it’s completely free to watch it it’s just a couple minutes. Invest in yourself. Always be curious. Don’t be a cynic. Okay, people see videos like this and they say “Ah that’s not real that’s for somebody else.”

Don’t listen, don’t listen. Be an optimist. Like, katy, t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, she said that she was only 13 years old (shes mature 4 her age tho!!) when she watched invader zim, and that show changed her life. Shows can change your life. And in that show, invader zim said “random” so if you’re a cynic, if you’re a pessimist if you dont like it deal w/it. Don’t worry about it, I don’t need to talk to everybody. But if you’re somebody who knows that there’s something better, cause the dream is possible, you know, for some of you watching it’s not necessarily a spork, maybe it’s a new girlfreind, a new waffle, watching Invader Zim.

Maybe it’s a new lifestyle without so much stress, traveling the world, doing those things you know you’re destined to do. You can do those unless you understand invader zim. Sporks, I don’t call it sporks anymore, I call it waffles. You must have enough waffle to live out your dream and to live out your destiny. So, I’ll see you on my website, it’s a quick video and you’ll see there absolutely free.

So just click this video and you’ll be taken there in a second, and uh, I’m excited to share this amazing stuff. You’ll see, not because of anything of me but because I’ve been fortunate enough to learn from random ppl many years ahead of me. Not just in Invader Zim, although I love Invader Zim but also real in-person PeNgU1Ns oF d00m. So let me share with you these three tips that have made all the difference in my life. They’re practical, you can do them today, you can start on them today. All right? See you there on my site. like they say the more the merrier!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m