Eureka

23 / Female / Forever Alone
Antarctica – US
Hello, fellow living meat bags. I am Eureka. I like to spread the happy jam on all of the toast people's....or something like that.

Facts about myself:

1) I was supposed to be a member of Paramore but my hair wasn't red enough
2) Fact number 1 is false
3) I'm a cat
4) Fact number 3 is true

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I'm sad to the core core core everyday is a chore chore chore~

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beastlynerd asked

Hello there how are you?
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I'm fantabulous. How are you?