21 / Female / Bisexual / Forever Alone
Albany – US
My name is Monika Aka Monique. some things about me.
1. I love zombies and they facinate me, but mostly just when i'm shooting them.
2.i'm not that confident in myself, if you ask me.
3.i dont know why my emotions always get the best of me.
4.I always say the wrong things at the wrong times.
5.im known to scream random things during class when the teacher is talking.
6.I always get into trouble, I can't help it bc it just follows me.
7.even as old as I am I still tend to have what I call "child moments" when I act like a child would. Ex: using sisters laptop and pressing all the buttons wildly.
8.I don't put up with anyone's s**t, so if u come to start Drama don't bother with me.
9.I hate judgmental people bc they don't even give u a chance to prove itself to them.
10.I spend about 75% of my day with headphones on, Im old enough to know better but too young to care.

Age: getting too old
Favorite food:tacos

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone , 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help tou, begin to cry and ask, Why can't you people just leave me alone?
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say PICK ME,PICK ME!!
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, NO! NO! It's those voices again!
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting , pikachu I choose you!!